My Lucky Dildo

TERMS AND CONDITIONS --- YOU MUST READ AND ATTEST TO BEFORE ENTERING My Lucky Dildo My Lucky Dildo is a site designed and intended SOLELY for ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years old, who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, verbal description and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature. The materials which are available within My Lucky Dildo may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is younger than 18 years old or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials. By entering My Lucky Dildo you are making the following statements: 1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age. 2. I understand that when I gain access to My Lucky Dildo, I will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available on My Lucky Dildo for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared by average adults in my community. 3. I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 18 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within My Lucky Dildo. 4. That you do not live in the specific states, cities or areas where you are not permitted to enter My Lucky Dildo, or subscribe to any services My Lucky Dildo offers. 5. My interest in My Lucky Dildo is personal, and not professional. I do not work for law enforcement. I am not accessing My Lucky Dildo to use against the site operator, or any person whomsoever, in any conceivable manner. 6. If I use the service of My Lucky Dildo in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in violation of both local and federal laws. 7. By logging on to My Lucky Dildo, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of My Lucky Dildo from any and all liability which might arise. 8. Book marking to a page on My Lucky Dildo whereby this warning page is bypassed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms herein set forth.
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