Love My Dildo

TERMS AND CONDITIONS --- YOU MUST READ AND ATTEST TO BEFORE ENTERING Love My Dildo Love My Dildo is a site designed and intended SOLELY for ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years old, who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, verbal description and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature. The materials which are available within Love My Dildo may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is younger than 18 years old or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials. By entering Love My Dildo you are making the following statements: 1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age. 2. I understand that when I gain access to Love My Dildo, I will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available on Love My Dildo for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared by average adults in my community. 3. I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 18 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within Love My Dildo. 4. That you do not live in the specific states, cities or areas where you are not permitted to enter Love My Dildo, or subscribe to any services Love My Dildo offers. 5. My interest in Love My Dildo is personal, and not professional. I do not work for law enforcement. I am not accessing Love My Dildo to use against the site operator, or any person whomsoever, in any conceivable manner. 6. If I use the service of Love My Dildo in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in violation of both local and federal laws. 7. By logging on to Love My Dildo, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of Love My Dildo from any and all liability which might arise. 8. Book marking to a page on Love My Dildo whereby this warning page is bypassed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms herein set forth.
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